Jack and the Beanstalk the real story

intro                                                                                                                      Hi, I'm the nice giant you all know from Jack and the Beanstalk. Well, I guess you think you know me but you are mistaken. You know me as a grumpy, old giant that stomps around my castle all day. However, that is not the true me at all!  Jack Is the menacing one and I'm here to explain how all this happened.

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Jack was a young boy that was poor. Jack and his mum sold almost everything just to get money. Jack got sent to the market one day to buy some food. He saw a shady man minding his own business. This man was my bodyguard making sure no one could come up to me in the clouds. He saw a glowing light in my bodyguard’s pocket. Those glowing items were magic beans that grew a beanstalk in just minutes if they were placed in the right hands.  By growing a magic beanstalk, people would be able to climb up to my castle in the clouds. Jack didn’t know what the glowing things were but I couldn't let anyone get a hold of those beans because of something that happened in the past. I was sent to giant jail a.k.a just a big jail since I'm a giant I simply walked out unscathed and I leapt to the clouds. 

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So, anyway, I couldn’t let anyone get a hold of those beans. But of course, Jack sneaked up to the man and pickpocketed him. At this point, I’m thinking that the next time I see my bodyguard, Jim, I'm going to fire him. When Jack got home his mum was furious, she threw the beans out the window and sent Jack to his room. Jack went to bed and didn’t tell his mum that he pickpocketed the man (Jim my bodyguard). In the morning, Jack woke up and stole all his mum's money.  Jack hated his mum so he ran away, far away. Jack walked back into his room to get the final things before he left. 

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That's when Jack realised that there was a giant beanstalk outside his window. Jack was in absolute shock. He suddenly felt the urge to run outside and have a look. Then he realised how colossal the beanstalk was. He thought that he could climb the beanstalk to escape from his mum. He took a  great big first step on and continued with those. A few hours later, Jack was now almost at the top. “It's a pretty cool view from up here”. Jack was gazing down. A few more hours later. He had now finally made it to the top. I was in my house just chilling drinking some coffee on the couch when I heard a loud knock on the door I was too lazy so I left it not knowing what it was. (it was my golden harp and my chicken that laid golden eggs). I heard some footsteps getting quieter and quieter so I knew that they were walking away.VVVVVVVRRRRRRRrmmmmm. The plane that drops off my deliveries had just left.  I was getting bored of my show that I was watching so I decided to take a nap. I was really tired. 

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While I was taking my nap jack was fascinated by my house. He walked up to my door and saw that I had packages. The evil boy read the labels and saw what they were. He then put a cheeky grin on his face. Almost like he was going to steal them. Jack then opened the door guessing that me and my wife weren't home. When Jack opened the door wanting more things. SCREECH! The door opened and I woke up "fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman". I noticed Jack in the corner of my eye running out the door. "FE FI FO FUM". Jack was now sprinting to the beanstalk with my packages. I was right on his tail until I tripped up. Jack jumped down and clenched his hands around the beanstalk in one swift movement. I got back up and chased him down the beanstalk. Jack was going a lot faster as he was more nimble. Jack got to the bottom way before me and pulled out an axe from his shed. He started chopping away at the bottom of the beanstalk. Adrenaline was pumping through my veins as I knew that I needed to get to the bottom before Jack chopped it down. But it was too late, he only needed one more swing to bring it down.  AAAAAHHHHHHH. 

I'm telling this story from the hospital.  It is a few weeks later and I'm still recovering but from my huge fall but when I get out I'm coming for that menacing boy.  So there you have it, the real story. I am innocent while that boy Jack is as guilty as they come.