George's grandma

Is your Grandma warm, cuddly and loving?  Well if she is your lucky not to have George’s Grandma because she is a beastly thing.

Grandma chews like a prehistoric swamp monster. She has a gruesome habit of eating bug’s like Beatles, earwigs, and slugs. “Crunch” goes the earwig in her mouth.

You can see her filthy rotten teeth poking out of her wrinkly mouth. George’s Grandma’s icey smile is certain to make you scream with horror at the top of  your lungs.

Grandma is a tiny old hag you can even call her a midget.

Her head comes halfway up the arm chair. Sometimes I accidentally mistake her for a toddler.

Now if there was only a type of medicine that could change such a beastly woman. Well I know that there will be soon.